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DIGESTED TACOS

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Carl Reiner

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers and ornaments in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

Ellen DeGeneris

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.

George Orwell

In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take.

Adlai Stevenson

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

John W Raper

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office.

Robert Frost

98% of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy 2% that get all the publicity. But then... we elected them.

Lily Tomlin

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Richard Lewis

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Norm Crosby